Ridiculum Sum Ergo Sum
  • "Memphis is the informal capital of the dirtiest part of the Dirty South. It’s not going to be normal. It’s not going to be easy. It’s going to have a bar with a beer-drinking goat. It will have occasionally titanic crime, an artery-destroying diet and jaw-dropping dysfunction. It will have signs to I-55 painted on the pavement pointing in two directions, both labeled incorrectly. It will, from time to time, stun you with its warmth in the literal and figurative senses."